Monet’s garden, Giverny, France
- bisexuals cannot enter a building without a verbal invitation from the owner
- bisexuals cannot wade through moving water. however, they can cross over it or under it.
- garlic may or may not repel bisexuals depending on their nationality.
- contrary to popular belief, bisexuals will not burst into flames in sunlight. they are merely nocturnal, and while sunlight is disorienting, it will not destroy them
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
i literally just cut my face with the edge of a wafer there is an actual wound how am I this fragile
he is unstoppable
how did you get he from this
there is literally not a single pronoun or gender identifier of any kind in the post
there are hundreds of comments on this post referring to me as ‘he’ and you are the first to call that out. thank you