Today is Racist Fuckery (10.20.14): At yesterday’s protest outside the St Louis Rams game, racist fans got rowdy and physical. Who got arrested? Two of the protesters, of course. Mike Brown means we have to fight back. #staywoke

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facts about bisexuals


  • bisexuals cannot enter a building without a verbal invitation from the owner
  • bisexuals cannot wade through moving water. however, they can cross over it or under it.
  • garlic may or may not repel bisexuals depending on their nationality.
  • contrary to popular belief, bisexuals will not burst into flames in sunlight. they are merely nocturnal, and while sunlight is disorienting, it will not destroy them

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i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

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i literally just cut my face with the edge of a wafer there is an actual wound how am I this fragile